👉 "Buff rumped" is like describing someone's rear end as if it were a superhero's secret power, but with a dash of sarcasm. It's like saying someone has the physique of a Greek god but only a slightly less impressive behind. Imagine this way:
"In a scene where the villain, a buff rumped brute, attempts to sneak into the secret club, his posterior is so well-toned it could have been used as a makeshift Swiss Army knife." So there you have it - a term that's as absurd as a pizza with extra cheese on the top!